Hey, losers. It’s Regina George. Yes, the Regina George. So, like, it’s October 3rd, and you know what that means—Mean Girls Day! And where better to celebrate than at Stash’s Table & Fable? Seriously, if you’re not there, you’re a total social pariah.
We’re talking Mean Girls Trivia Night, people. It’s your chance to prove you’re not a complete idiot and actually know something about the Plastics, Glen Coco, and all things fetch. Don’t worry, it’s not like the limit does not exist on how much fun you can have. Plus, there’ll be drinks, snacks, and probably some losers who think they can sit with us. Spoiler: they can’t.
So, get in loser, we’re going to Stash’s. Wear pink, because on October 3rd, it’s basically a Wednesday. And remember, if you’re not there, you can’t sit with us. 💁♀️
#MeanGirlsDay #YouCantSitWithUs #FetchForever
PS: Gretchen, stop trying to make “fetch” happen. It’s already happening.